All Of Front’s Lyrics

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A Little Bit Broad

A Very Unlikely Occurrence

Better At Rapping

Bizarro Genius Baby

Black Box

Braggadocio

Canadia

Captains Of Industry

Charisma Potion

Charity Case

Chisel Down

Colonel, Panic!

Crime Spree

Critical Hit

Devil In The Attic

Disaster

Diseases of Yore

Fast Company (30 Sec. MBA)

Final Boss

First World Problem

Floating Bridge

Forbidden Planet

Freedom Feud

Fresh Dog

Front The Least

Front The Most

Gold Locks

Gonna Be Your Man

Good Old Clyde

Goth Girls

Hassle: the Dorkening

I Can See

I Hate Your Blog

I Heart Fags

I'll Form The Head

In Arrears

Indier Than Thou

Invasion Of The Not Quite Dead

It Is Pitch Dark

ITC Stranger

Jacquelyn Hyde

Just Once

Listen Close

Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe

Machine Of Death

Message No. 419

Mornings Come And Go

Mountain Kind

Much Chubbier

My Sister

Nerd Versus Jock

Nerdcore Hiphop

Nerdcore Rising

Nerdlife

Oh, The Hilarity

Origin Of Species

Penny Arcade Theme

Power User

Pr0n S0ng

Rappers We Crush

Rewind That Back

Rhyme of the Nibelung

Romantic Cheapskate (Song Fight version)

Romantic Cheapskate v.2.0

Scare Goat

Secrets From The Future

Shame of the Otaku

Shellfishcore

Shudders

Small Data

Sockington 1M Theme

Socks On

Solved

Special Delivery

Speed Queen

Spoiler Alert

Start Over

Stoop Sale

Synonyms

The Council Of Loathing

This Old Man

Tongue-Clucking Grammarian

TP Factory Tour

Twenty-Six Hundred

Two Dreamers

Victorian Space Prostitute

Wakjakaga

Wallflowers

Which MC Was That?

Yellow Lasers

You Got Asperger's

Your Friend Wil

Zero Day

 

Guest Verses

Borken Telephone (by Rock, Paper, Cynic)

Boyfriend Material (by Miss Eaves)

Challenge Your Audience (by Mikal kHill)

Epic Fail (by Ken Flagg)

I Like It (by Supercommuter)

I Need Your Help (by Doug Funnie)

Intervention (by Schaffer The Dark Lord)

Kabuto Party (by Kabuto The Python)

Look At Me (by Allie Goertz)

Mecha Mechanics (by Whoremoans)

Noggin User (by Wordburglar)

O.G. Original Gamer (by MC Lars)

Oneonta (by MC Lars)

Ping Pong (by Optimus Rhyme)

Plastic Submarine (by The Grammar Club)

Reset Button (by Random AKA Megaran)

Salieri (by Adam WarRock)

Soda Water (by Jess Klein)

Teenage Dirtbag (by Wheatus)

Wake Up (by Random AKA Megaran)

Speed Queen

Say to me, “Buona sera,” ‘cause I’m jacking beats from girls
and I could shine up the Apple like they be rubbing the pearls.
I squirrel rhymes in my cheeks. Yo, I spit them at will.
And I be rolling Louis Prima like a fifty-dollar bill.
Still feeling the bump in my nose, and those who jock me
get this advice: 7-11 is selling coffee.
I know, I see you need to go all night,
on account of that girl you’re taking home ain’t going to sleep.
Nuh-uh, not without a fight.
Right there I seen her in the club (yup) cutting it up.
The way her nose is bleeding, she did a rail not a bump.
Something else: she ain’t holding, so I hope you is,
‘cause if she’s crashing, you ain’t about to drop the jiz.

She’s all up in your cabinets, pilfering your little bro’s Ritalin.
She be burning it down while you’re fiddling.
Acetylene torch to the tube, that’s why her teeth look all fucked.
But on the other hand that isn’t the only thing she sucks!
You gotta be giving this girl at least a couple of days;
you been sniffing it too, so it ain’t like you’re gonna be sleeping anyway (hey!).
So you say: “Baby, baby, why you shaking? Is it me?”
Nah, she been twitching in that manner ever since 1993.
And she weighs eighteen pounds dripping wet.
She keeps on growling at you, I’d take her to the vet,
get her a little ket— uh, I mean, hold on, one at a time.
First crush those No-Doz up fine, then cut her another line.
This girl does ten times more crank than you could if you tried.
And if I took even half that I’d die.

Lyrics Copyright © 1999-2016 by MC Frontalot / Published by Nerdcore Fervor Conglomerated (ASCAP)