All Of Front’s Lyrics

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A Little Bit Broad

A Very Unlikely Occurrence

Better At Rapping

Bizarro Genius Baby

Black Box

Braggadocio

Canadia

Captains Of Industry

Charisma Potion

Charity Case

Chisel Down

Colonel, Panic!

Crime Spree

Critical Hit

Devil In The Attic

Disaster

Diseases of Yore

Fast Company (30 Sec. MBA)

Final Boss

First World Problem

Floating Bridge

Forbidden Planet

Freedom Feud

Fresh Dog

Front The Least

Front The Most

Gold Locks

Gonna Be Your Man

Good Old Clyde

Goth Girls

Hassle: the Dorkening

I Can See

I Hate Your Blog

I Heart Fags

I'll Form The Head

In Arrears

Indier Than Thou

Invasion Of The Not Quite Dead

It Is Pitch Dark

ITC Stranger

Jacquelyn Hyde

Just Once

Listen Close

Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe

Machine Of Death

Message No. 419

Mornings Come And Go

Mountain Kind

Much Chubbier

My Sister

Nerd Versus Jock

Nerdcore Hiphop

Nerdcore Rising

Nerdlife

Oh, The Hilarity

Origin Of Species

Penny Arcade Theme

Power User

Pr0n S0ng

Rappers We Crush

Rewind That Back

Rhyme of the Nibelung

Romantic Cheapskate (Song Fight version)

Romantic Cheapskate v.2.0

Scare Goat

Secrets From The Future

Shame of the Otaku

Shellfishcore

Shudders

Small Data

Sockington 1M Theme

Socks On

Solved

Special Delivery

Speed Queen

Spoiler Alert

Start Over

Stoop Sale

Synonyms

The Council Of Loathing

This Old Man

Tongue-Clucking Grammarian

TP Factory Tour

Twenty-Six Hundred

Two Dreamers

Victorian Space Prostitute

Wakjakaga

Wallflowers

Which MC Was That?

Yellow Lasers

You Got Asperger's

Your Friend Wil

Zero Day

 

Guest Verses

Borken Telephone (by Rock, Paper, Cynic)

Boyfriend Material (by Miss Eaves)

Challenge Your Audience (by Mikal kHill)

Epic Fail (by Ken Flagg)

I Like It (by Supercommuter)

I Need Your Help (by Doug Funnie)

Intervention (by Schaffer The Dark Lord)

Kabuto Party (by Kabuto The Python)

Look At Me (by Allie Goertz)

Mecha Mechanics (by Whoremoans)

Noggin User (by Wordburglar)

O.G. Original Gamer (by MC Lars)

Oneonta (by MC Lars)

Ping Pong (by Optimus Rhyme)

Plastic Submarine (by The Grammar Club)

Reset Button (by Random AKA Megaran)

Salieri (by Adam WarRock)

Soda Water (by Jess Klein)

Teenage Dirtbag (by Wheatus)

Wake Up (by Random AKA Megaran)

Synonyms

Now who wants to guess what a synonym is?
Gimme the ‘xact same answer that the last kid did,
but don’t use any of the words that the last kid used.
Now you’re ‘bout to see what synonyms do!

Boys and girls, young ladies and gentlemen,
chill, relax, sit back, in fact settle in.
These are the words I’ve heard: they’re called synonyms.
Two terms per definition, minimum.

Synonyms, synonyms
Words that share a definition
Synonyms, synonyms
Sure to spare us repetition

Two words or more could explore a definition,
find the same meaning, and in addition,
yo, specify the very same thing!
So--do you get left wondering,
and curious about, and keen to know,
how come it always seems to go
that people say the same thing in the same way
time after time, day after day,
over and over, repeatedly,
when they got all these synonyms that are free to be
employed, applied and utilized,
implemented and exercised?

What do we need so many words for, anyway?
Wait! Don’t escape, run off, or make a getaway.
‘Cause the more words you got, yo the better you talk,
yo the finer your speech, all the easier to unlock
the verbosity, let the rhyme flow.
It don’t got to be slow, you can rock on the topic you know.
Expound on the issue with which you’re familiar,
distill your discussion over percussion right up until you’re
done — said your piece, had your say,
got off your chest all you wanted to articulate.
But hey, what about the next time
when you’re picked out, chosen, selected to rhyme
on the very same subject, identical theme?
Are you going to find yourself repeating
and duplicating echoes of the words you said
or are you gonna be giving ‘em some synonyms instead?


(Commisisoned by The Electric Company in 2006, never used)

Lyrics Copyright © 1999-2016 by MC Frontalot / Published by Nerdcore Fervor Conglomerated (ASCAP)