Wake Up (by Random AKA Megaran)
No snooze! You wanted to be a rapper, now you got what you were after.
Today don't wanna? Well, you have to
grab the mic and make noises into it.
You and the beat get intimate, send a report to the syndicate
indicating that you'll have a track ready soon.
Comment thread's incredulous but @replies swoon.
"When, when?" But then ALARM ALARM, oh no, I slipped
into a dream, didn't even get a single rhyme writ.
And the rig isn't equipped and there's a sound check in an hour.
You know how you sometimes meet a nerd rapper who hasn't showered?
Well that was probably me. Beg your forgiveness.
It's only through your largesse that I'm even allowed to live this
dream out. So when I'm cussing about my wack boss
Old Man Front running his sweat shop, take a sad pause,
shed a lone tear, and then remind me
that every day I wake up is a day dawned kindly.